anfonymackie:

do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw

i havent slept in three days

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I need this 

I need this 

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broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

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okoenig:

do you ever get those pangs of anxiety where you feel like nobody likes you and nobody will ever like you and you will achieve nothing

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padalucky:

Supernatural Marketing seasons 1-10

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Aegyo while eating

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unfuckthereallife:

this is so important

unfuckthereallife:

this is so important

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pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

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mystiquemonique:

hes my new fave ginger

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3-2-1queer:

   Okay so listen up. I was hanging out in the gamers lounge in my school’s basement skyping with some friends when this dude said “hi there” from a short distance away. When I responded with a smile and a hello, he approached me, smiled, shook my hand, and introduced himself. I told him my name, and he quickly asked if the other boy at the table with me was my boyfriend. I told him no, so he asked if I was single. I told him no again. He smiled and said “ohp! Okay! Thanks for your time then!” And then he complimented me. I told him I liked his Avengers shirt. He laughed and thanked me, said goodbye, and joined a nearby group of friends. I overheard them asking him how it went, and he said “oh she’s got someone else.” And they said “bummer.” And he said “well, let’s get some food!”

   BOYS, LISTEN UP. IF YOU APPROACH A LADY WITH INTENTIONS OF ASKING HER OUT, THIS IS HOW I EXPECT YOU TO BEHAVE. First of all, he asked permission to approach me with an initial greeting. He shook my hand as if I were someone he respected. Before he pursued anything, he made his intentions clear and clearly asked if I was interested. And when it turned out I was not, he did not act grumpy or nonplussed. He kept his smile, took part in a short, polite exchange, and then LEFT ME ALONE. He did not insult me or act like a victim even though wow getting turned down is rough. He didn’t hang around or insist. HE WAS VERY AWESOME, AND I HOPE HE MEETS A COOL, SINGLE LADY WHO DIGS HIM. IF YOU BEHAVE AS HE DID, I HOPE YOU MEET COOL SINGLE LADIES WHO DIG YOU TOO.

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djavjr:

ambitiousbard:

bloominrose:

werewolf1992:

darkwingsnark:

polerin:

20daysofjune:

videohall:

Porky Pig’s speech pattern deconstructed

BRUH

Woah.

"And that’s why I have job security"
Well played.

ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk man wow this is so great

This was such a fun little segment from “I Know That Voice!”

If you’re even remotely just thinking about becoming a voice actor, I IMPLORE you to watch “I Know That Voice!”, it’s absolutely fantastic, fun, and very educational, not to mention incredibly inspiring.

aww hes so proud of his abilities

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thegreenwolf:

People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow. 

It’s like a picture of the tide coming in, somewhere in the Elemental Chaos.

blue-author:

thegreenwolf:

People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow. 

It’s like a picture of the tide coming in, somewhere in the Elemental Chaos.

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thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

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proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

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